So you're playing Call Of Duty online and are too much of a softcock to verbally abuse and intimidate your opponents yourself. Naturally, you harness the foul-mouthed prowess of your seven-year-old sister... What proud parents they must have.

We love our fast-paced shooters here at FHM and Pixel Purge certainly got our blood pumping. The game will remind you of the old Asteroids classic of days gone by, but be careful, it's just as addictive! 

If Natali and Lyuba want to strip down to their underwear to dance and frolic and fondle one another to a Wolfmother track then FHM feels it is our duty to help them spread the love as far and wide as possible...

Check out this list of famous flicks in which the roles were originally offered to other actors. Yep, your mate Will Smith was due to play Neo in The Matrix, but turned it down to do Wild Wild West – big mistake.

Also these ous rate that Matt and Ben were due to do Brokeback Mountain, weird. And how about the Cloonster as Hancock? Tom Hanks as Jerry Macguire? OJ as Terminator!?

Check out wildammo.com for all the would be posters...

The only thing left to ask after watching this video is: how the hell did he do that?!?!

Who'd have thunk it? Spurs gaffer Harry Redknapp has pulled off the signing of the summer transfer window by signing Rafael van der Vaart at the very end of the window.

It sounds as if the Dutch playmaker's deal with Bayern Munich fell through late on Tuesday and he became available for a cut rate 9 million pounds – he was apparently on the way to Germany for double that.

Nice work Harry.

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Check out Raf in action

He also brings with him one of the hottest WAGS in the business!

Bentley will reveal its new and compelling vision of the Continental GT with a unique internet reveal. The studio lights are switched-on and the cameras will start rolling at 3pm British Summer Time on 7 September.

The week-long public reveal (available both day and night) will be hosted at this site with the opportunity for viewers to enjoy the drama of a formal motor show ‘unveil’ as well as taking several bespoke and virtual tours of the Continental GT by selecting a range of camera angles and distances which are all designed to showcase the Continental’s new sculpted, athletic ...

The track has been causing uproar on the web for a while now but you won't, for obvious reasons, have heard it on radio. And now, as Cee Lo's new album The Lady Killer is about to drop, he's released the video which is guaranteed to cause even more mayhem online...

Every day FHM Editor Hagen Engler will make his selection of the FHM Model of the Day, from the ever-growing archives of the FHM ModelBook. For those of you who don't know, FHM ModelBook is like a Facebook for models! It’s a social-networking site that allows models to promote themselves on fhm.co.za, building their profile, loading images and chatting with fans.

Go check out her FHM ModelBook profile now!

The Goliath rollercoaster at the famed Six Flags Magic Mountain in Atlanta is such a big, bad ass ride that its not even known as a rollercoaster, its called a hypercoaster. But that didn't impress this dude much...