So you're playing Call Of Duty online and are too much of a softcock to verbally abuse and intimidate your opponents yourself. Naturally, you harness the foul-mouthed prowess of your seven-year-old sister... What proud parents they must have.

We love our fast-paced shooters here at FHM and Pixel Purge certainly got our blood pumping. The game will remind you of the old Asteroids classic of days gone by, but be careful, it's just as addictive! 

If Natali and Lyuba want to strip down to their underwear to dance and frolic and fondle one another to a Wolfmother track then FHM feels it is our duty to help them spread the love as far and wide as possible...

Check out this list of famous flicks in which the roles were originally offered to other actors. Yep, your mate Will Smith was due to play Neo in The Matrix, but turned it down to do Wild Wild West – big mistake.

Also these ous rate that Matt and Ben were due to do Brokeback Mountain, weird. And how about the Cloonster as Hancock? Tom Hanks as Jerry Macguire? OJ as Terminator!?

Check out wildammo.com for all the would be posters...

The track has been causing uproar on the web for a while now but you won't, for obvious reasons, have heard it on radio. And now, as Cee Lo's new album The Lady Killer is about to drop, he's released the video which is guaranteed to cause even more mayhem online...

If we were going to be executed, The Rolling Stones are the band that we'd have playing on our Death Row playlist. Exclusively. Because they're at the apex of contemporary music. They distilled all the roots music that gave rise to rock 'n' roll – blues, folk, country, reggae, soul – and then influenced every single style that came afterwards. Metal, punk, pop, mod, indie, alternative, all that. Here's the first music video ever. (Okay, we can't prove it) It's a promo clip made to showcase the Stones track Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing In ...

If it wasn't for the crazy loons at FunnyOrDie the internet would not be half as funny and irreverent as it is. In this latest vid, an "educational film from The Midnight Show", a young couple discover that sex isn't all it's cracked up to be if you you take the "birds and the bees" talk literally....

FHM has seen plenty of far-fetched action sequences that stretch credibility to breaking point. The bending bullets and car chase scenes in Wanted are a case in point. But, this clip, from the Bollywood movie Magadheera, makes Angelina Jolie's romp as a hired assassin in that physics-defying blockbuster seem as ordinary as waiting for a bus... 

Good news, comedy fans – FHM's Stand-Up Comedy Listing is now a twice-weekly institution! There are just so many gigs happening around SA, that putting up a long list once a week makes no sense – so instead we'll put up two long lists a week!

These are the gigs to get to over the next three nights:

TUESDAY 

VICTORY PARK
Tuesday 31 August 2010
Nomad Comedy Show @ Cool Runnings, Victory Park Centre, Rustenburg Ave
Loyiso Gola, Melt Sieberhagen, Malcolm Ferreira
Show starts 8.30pm
Cover charge – free

CRESTA
Tuesday 31 August 2010
Stand-Up @ Keg & Spitfire, Beyers Naude Drive, opposite ...

It's one of the most famous scenes in cinematic history so it was probably only a matter of time until someone remixed the audio so that Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's infamous speech to the raw recruits is delivered by Donald Duck. We know it's juvenile; that's why we laughed so much...