Meet Andrew. He can do some weird thing with his throat which enables him to win any down-down competition he will ever enter. Beware of him challenging you to a down-down in your local bar...

That's right, it says "naked". After having the buxom blonde internet sensation in slo-mo, assorted bikinis, staring down leering boys and memorably milking a cow, it's now time for her to reveal all. Or it would be if someone hadn't painted a pesky bikini on her incredible body...

Proof, if any was ever needed, that when it comes to heavy machinery, men will always be boys...

Professional dancers Zoe Jakes and Kami Liddle team up to perform a belly dancing duet that gets the FHM stamp of approval...

Over eleven minutes of cars turning into twisted wrecks. Warning: may cause you to drive home at thirty kilometres per hour...

Here at FHM we've discovered somewhere in the region of four hundred uses for condoms that have nothing to do with protecting you from STDs. However, until we saw this vid it had never even occured to us that they could be used to create a musical instrument...

The bald guy in the picture gets pranked by the always silly Just For Laughs crew but manages to become the only person we've ever seen come out the other side of their gags with his dignity intact and his boss nature assured...

EyeHandy.com is onto a good thing. Get hot, lingerie babes to demonstrate the sort of guy skills that every man should know. Like how to strip down and clean a Glock...

If you, like FHM, are too lazy to drain, clean and pack away your inflatable swimming pool at the end of summer... you may wish to look into the Smith and Wesson 500 Magnum option so ably demonstrated here...