A grown man pulls off the legendary "babysitter trick" and has a fine ol' time with the blonde hottie hired to look after him...

To think that this time yesterday we were oblivious to that little corner of the web where women don skins and play with swords while dramatic music swoops and swirls around the twirling blades...

When you try and hit on a hot babe, always remember that the dubstep is all in your head...

Is this the greatest flying back-heel-bicycle-scorpion-kick goal ever scored by somebody who doesn't play for The Mighty FHM Pumas F.C?  We doff our hats at Erlan Mealla of Nacional Potosi in Bolivia and, on the strength of this, offer him a Pumas trial anytime he wants... 

Her name is Nikita and she made this video to advertise her services as a "a fire performer, trapeze artist, and exotic dancer". And, since you're here and obviously like that sort of thing, here's a bonus vid of Cynthia C doing the same sort of thing, except with dark hair...

If you're looking for positive proof that God is, indeed, a man then look no further than this video of Kate Upton on shoot with SI...

Sara Guirado is not only one of Egypt's most celebrated belly dancers, she's also a serious babe once she throws off the veil and starts playing with a sword...

At first we thought this was some sort of parody ad dreamt up by a bunch of sadistic stoners. Then we did a little digging and discovered that these taser wielding loons believe they've invented "the future of sport"... 

As is becoming customary at the end of every month, here's the megamix compilation video of the entire month's fails in one video...

We're publishing this vid in the interests of public safety. Knowing how to put snow chains on your car tyres is an absolutely essential skill that all men should learn when the instructor is a statuesque, tattooed blonde in a tiny bikini...