Stevie G to lead England

So Rio Ferdinand is crocked again and that means that England are once again searching for a new skipper after John Terry was sacked after he knobbed Wayne Bridge's ex.

Fabio Capello has given the task to Liverpool's enigmatic midfielder for England's upcoming friendly against Egypt and there are rumblings in England that Gerrard may even lead the side in the World Cup on our shores. You check Rio is a walking back injury and it is increasingly looking like he won't be fit for the entire World Cup.

Not ideal, especially since all the other captaincy candidates seem to have some or other scandal hanging over their heads. Here's looking at you Cashley...

Still Gerrard is pretty handy...