Word is that David James will start in goal ahead of Rob Green against Algeria tonight for England.

Now that's all good and well, but you have to wonder whether playing a dude who's nickname is Calamity as a result of a mistake from another ou just doesn't seem the wisest choice. Firstly Green's confidence will be totally shot and there'll be a ton of pressure on James who's already an acident waiting to happen.

Strikes FHM as a disaster waiting to happen...